How to Behave After Sex

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Method 1 of 3: For Him

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   Applaud for your efforts. If you feel that you have expressed yourself numerous of times and have seen multiple smiles on her face, then pat yourself on the back. 

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   Make her feel wanted afterward. Don't flush the self-esteem from her down the drain. If you part away too quickly, she might think otherwise. Stay awake or stay in bed long enough for her to feel loved.
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   Win more and be on her side. Agree on everything she says. Depending on your tiredness level, be cautious of what you say. She might ask you a personal question that you didn't hear correctly and it may cause confusion or trouble.
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   Prop yourself up to make it look like you're interested in the conversation. This may give you the chance to get in some "sleep".

Method 2 of 3: For Her

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   Be aware of his exhaustion. Sex can be hard work for guys, so don't clobber him with questions and discussion. Ease up and minimize the talk.
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   Remember the less talk, the better. Chatting about issues and life outside of the relationship, for example work and household chores, can drag for hours.
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   Avoid bringing up arguments in bed. This is a big no-no. You never want this special moment between the two of you to end up arguing again. Tossing up a negative situation or continuing your defense will hurt him emotionally even more since his defenses are down.

Method 3 of 3: For Both of You

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   Avoid criticizing the sex. "I've had better" or "It was "okay" are some of the worse things to say after sex. Never scale the performance of the other person, such as creativity, effort, attendance, and skill.
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   Hold any farts in. It's disturbing, disgusting, and it may make the other person run out of bed.
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   Avoid performing victory dances. It's considerate to imagine one in your head, but don't jump on the bed or on the floor and express your feelings. It may look like you've never had sex before or in a long time.
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   Stay. Don't leave. Walking away from the bed without words or a reason is one of the worst manners after sex. If you need to use the restroom, just excuse yourself but come back into bed right away if anyone wants to cuddle.