How to Be Mysteriously Flexible When Keeping in Contact With Friends and Lovers

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Don't use one form of communication any more than any other. Be prepared, therefore, to make use of:

• The home phone, cell phone, public phone, work phone, and friends' phones - all will show different numbers, keeping your friends and lovers off guard
• Various e-mail addresses - join a number of addresses such as hotmail, gmail, animals@thebarnyardmail, etc. and surprise them - this will keep them on their toes as they will have to open all mails in case they are from you!
• Mysterious home visits - mysteriously turn up on the doorstep with a bunch of flowers - you in person is always fun
• Send snail mail - letters, postcards, parcels
• Sky write them a message if you're cashed up
• Mysterious carrier pigeons - these can be hired from pigeon flying clubs
• Smoke signals - although they add a certain level of Western ambiance, this form of communication is not appreciated by asthmatics.
• Send mysterious packages full of liquids - mystery liquids. Note: this is not condoned by the TSA if the container containing liquids (mystery liquids) is over 3 mystery ounces.

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   Adopt themes for your communication, such as haircuts, sexting from Medieval monuments, or John Phillip Sousa marches.
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   Contact people at different times. Don't be a regular caller-in. Be inconsistent and sometimes, be elusive altogether.
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   Always make your contact fun, brief, but intimate. Make yourself into someone that people want to hear from. Make people feel special by the things you tell them about themselves and notice about them. But not too much!