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You love your girlfriend. She's smart, she's pretty and best of all,
she's all yours...or is she? Tragically, your girlfriend may not
realize that you are all that is man and may seek sexual gratification
elsewhere without your knowledge. But how will you know if your
girlfriend is, in fact, a cheater? Simple: Look for the following 5
signs.
1. Avoids Eye Contact When Asked What She Did Last Night
Avoiding eye contact is a classic sign of guilt. "Oh, I was at the library," she'll say while glancing at the ground. "I just stayed in," she'll mumble as she she gazes at her shoe. Maybe she's ashamed because she stayed in last night like a loser instead of slamming back brews with you and your boys, but more likely she was the one getting slammed by a boy. That's what happened, isn't it, Taralyn?!
2. Skin Clumps Under Fingernails
Cheating whores are pretty meticulous about hiding their sins. They wash sheets, comb hair, take showers, etc., but they rarely remember to clean out the sheets of skin - scraped from their illicit partner's back - from under their fingernails. I suggest ambushing your girlfriend after you suspect a cheating session has occurred and trying to get a skin sample from under her fingernails. If your uncle is cop you can even get a DNA test done on the sample. It doesn't matter if the DNA comes back without a match either, Taralyn is still up to something. Scratching bug bites my ass.
3. Sudden Change In Kissing Style
Every person kisses differently. Some people use a lot of tongue, some people bite lips and some people like to lick chins. If you notice your girlfriend has suddenly changed styles - say, from a lip-nibbler to a tongue-sucker - something shady is going on. This is a clear indication that she's been sleeping around, probably with Tyler Williams. Is that it, slut? Is it Tyler?
4. Her Breath Smells Like Tyler William's Dick
You'd recognize that smell anywhere. Yup. Definitely Tyler Williams' dick. How could you, Tara-bear?! How could you do this to me...to US?!
5. You Suddenly Don't Feel Bad About Cheating On Her
You used to get a pang of guilt with each thrust into Jessica Bilardo a
month ago, but not anymore. What gives? Why don't you feel bad about
sleeping with another woman all of a sudden? Simple: that's your soul
letting you know it's OK to sleep with other people because your
girlfriend is probably doing it, too. If you find yourself
sleeping with someone else with a big smile on your face and not a
thought about your girlfriend, she's almost definitely a cheating
whore. Whatever, you don;t even need her. I mean, Taralyn was hot,
like, Freshman year, but now she's kind of fat. Plus, Jessica is up for
ass-play and that's a road you're definitely interested in traveling
down.
source:collegehumor.com
1. Avoids Eye Contact When Asked What She Did Last Night
Avoiding eye contact is a classic sign of guilt. "Oh, I was at the library," she'll say while glancing at the ground. "I just stayed in," she'll mumble as she she gazes at her shoe. Maybe she's ashamed because she stayed in last night like a loser instead of slamming back brews with you and your boys, but more likely she was the one getting slammed by a boy. That's what happened, isn't it, Taralyn?!
2. Skin Clumps Under Fingernails
Cheating whores are pretty meticulous about hiding their sins. They wash sheets, comb hair, take showers, etc., but they rarely remember to clean out the sheets of skin - scraped from their illicit partner's back - from under their fingernails. I suggest ambushing your girlfriend after you suspect a cheating session has occurred and trying to get a skin sample from under her fingernails. If your uncle is cop you can even get a DNA test done on the sample. It doesn't matter if the DNA comes back without a match either, Taralyn is still up to something. Scratching bug bites my ass.
3. Sudden Change In Kissing Style
Every person kisses differently. Some people use a lot of tongue, some people bite lips and some people like to lick chins. If you notice your girlfriend has suddenly changed styles - say, from a lip-nibbler to a tongue-sucker - something shady is going on. This is a clear indication that she's been sleeping around, probably with Tyler Williams. Is that it, slut? Is it Tyler?
4. Her Breath Smells Like Tyler William's Dick
You'd recognize that smell anywhere. Yup. Definitely Tyler Williams' dick. How could you, Tara-bear?! How could you do this to me...to US?!
5. You Suddenly Don't Feel Bad About Cheating On Her
source:collegehumor.com
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To lie is very easy but the truth can be told from lies.When your girl friend is lying she will be stammering and behaving shyly even when she knows that you know that she not a shy person,she also starts to act strangely asin avoiding you asin the boy.BY; OZOAKA ESTHER UKA-AMAKA.
ReplyDeleteyou can also tell by her behaviour to you and her attitude.
ReplyDeleteYou know your girlfriend is cheating when she cannot look you in the eye or changes her pattern of kissing. These are what I will call body langauge
ReplyDeleteYou can also tell she is cheating when her attitude change in the way she react to your love.
ReplyDeleteEvery couple has sex routines. Maybe three times a week is your norm; maybe you get it in every night. But if your norm inexplicably changes, and you find you're battling a new excuse every night, you may want to investigate what lies at the root of the issue. Is she really too tired (every damn night)? Has your sex life just gotten that boring? Or, is she simply disinterested in humping you...because she's getting it elsewhere?
ReplyDeleteWe're not saying you should draw wild conclusions from a single "not tonight," but be aware of what normal looks like so you know when your sex schedule diverges from it, and take the time to discuss what the real issue is
By: Ifedayo oluwasegun Joseph
Saturdays used to be your day. Nothing was said, no plans were made; it was just assumed that you'd be spending time together. But lately, it seems something more important to her comes up each week. Your weekly dates are no longer set in stone, and everything and everyone else takes precedent.
ReplyDeleteIf you see your quality time slowly dwindling away, it absolutely points to her waning interest in the relationship, and it could mean she has transferred her affections elsewhere, or is at least entertaining the thought.
By: Owolabi Belinda Mojisola
Don't think because a guy live you today doesn't mean you wont meet or see a better one tomorrow.Not every relationship leads to marriage especially nowadays,no guy is ready to carry or to let a girl be a liability for them thats why they shop and go.Be wise
ReplyDeleteBy: Olugbusi Oluwatosin Temitope
its better to stay faithful to one's partner than trying to cheat on the one you said you loved.
ReplyDeleteWhosoever cheats of her spouse is a fool that can never be satisfied
ReplyDeleteCharacter and Attitude will reveal it
ReplyDeleteyour attitude will occur
ReplyDeleteStay pure with your spouse than exposing yourself to risk of HIV/AIDS
ReplyDeleteits very simple...she keeps trying to avoid you always,she would not want to pick your calls,she'll claim to be busy as an excuse of avoiding your calls or you..
ReplyDeleteWhen she pays more attention to her phone than you,She's less interested in sex,Her social calendar is suddenly bursting at the seams,She accumulating new clothes at higher rates than usual,She's overly concerned with your where about. those are signs that shows your girl friend is cheating on you.
ReplyDeleteJust to be clear -- she may also just start caring about her appearance because she wants to look nicer and be more in shape. But this point, coupled with others, can be a sign of cheating.
ReplyDeleteThe first people had questions and they were free. The second people had answers, and they became enslaved.
ReplyDeleteIf your girlfriend suddenly starts worrying a little more
ReplyDeleteabout her appearance - new clothes, make-up...she may
be trying to look good for someone else. If she gets
dressed up for you, that's one thing but if they seem to
spend a little more time looking good to go out without
you, then that might be a cause to worry.
Scent is a very important sign of cheating girlfriend, but if she suddenly starts wearing a new fragrance, the alarm bells need not sound off. She might be simply trying to spice things up in your relationship. Going off the deep end too soon could damage your love life — permanently. However, if you smell another man's cologne on her clothes, hands or neck, then she may be planting her lips where she shouldn't.
ReplyDeleteIf she is start withdrawing, from your family it may also just be a sign that she's cheating or not.
ReplyDeleteThere was a time when she cared about what you did or said, in fact, she used to hound you about those type of things. Now, it seems that she couldn't care less if you were dead or alive and concern about your habits, good and bad, have retreated to the recesses of her mind. She might have simply given up on trying to convert you or she finally accepted your faults, but she could have just as easily met someone else who does not have your faults and bad qualities.
ReplyDeleteShe stammers to answer you correctly with fears
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