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Each
and every one of us has probably had the experience of going through
old photographs, only to happen upon one of yourself wearing some
god-awful trendy concoction from days gone by. Trends are simultaneously
some of the most exciting and the most treacherous things in the
fashion world. Something that you are so certain looks absolutely
fantastic one season can so quickly go out of vogue; it can leave a
normally intelligent and level-headed fashionista wondering if she has,
in fact, completely taken leave of her senses.
While
interpreting and incorporating trends into one’s wardrobe is definitely
an inherent part of the enjoyment of fashion, there are just some items
that, no matter what he tastemakers might be saying, just don’t work.
#1 Suspenders / Braces
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Once
the sole domain of older gentlemen who simply needed to hold their
trousers up, suspenders (or braces, as they call them in the UK) are a
bit of a non-starter on women. Sure, the Annie Hall look popularized
menswear as womenswear back in the 1970s but, as an accessory, they just
don’t work. They’re fussy, awkward, and, if you have anything other
than a small chest, nearly impossible to pull off.
#2 Mom Jeans
It
seems that a certain element of hipster “normcore” culture would have us
all back in Mom jeans, which many of us haven’t seen since the ‘80s.
Probably the most unflattering denim style of all time, they were a bad
idea then and are a bad idea now – doubly so if they are acid washed.
Avoid.
#3 Thin Leggings As Trousers
Leggings
(or even worse, tights) should never be mistaken for trousers. Most
leggings are so incapable of acting as an appropriate barrier to the
eyes of the world that they end up giving an unsolicited, full visual
account of what the wearer is, or isn’t, wearing underneath.
#4 Velour Tracksuits
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They
may have looked fresh for about a minute when they first arrived on the
scene, but since then, velour tracksuits have become a sort of symbol
for being too uninspired to get properly dressed. These are a surefire
way to look as if you have just rolled out of bed no matter how you
accessorize them.
#5 Double Denim
About
two seasons ago, the double denim trend (better known as the “Texas
Tuxedo” to some) was all the rage. Looking back, it is easy to see why
it died an untimely death. Even in the hands of some of fashion’s most
astute stylists, this trend leaves the wearer looking awkward and
woefully underdressed.
#6 The Visible Pantyline (VPL)
Perhaps
the most frequently seen permutation of this trend, the visible thong
showing itself out of the back of a low-slung pair of trousers, is
something that can still be spotted on the street today despite having
started as far back as the ‘90s. While it is definitely
attention-getting, it is not the kind of attention any modern woman
should want.
#7 Fur Boots
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Regardless
of whether you are at an Aspen aprés ski or on a grocery run in
Amsterdam, these will make you look ridiculous, and likely not stand the
test of time either. Why bother?
#8 Acid-Washed Denim
There
is something about acid-washed denim that, not matter what era you may
have purchased a garment in, makes said garment look dated and more than
a little bit cheap. For more longevity out of your denim, look for more
natural washes that will wear well over time.
#9 Head-to-toe Vintage
Unless
you are wearing a single item such as a vintage designer gown, it is
very difficult to make an outfit completely made up of vintage pieces
into something fresh and current-looking. Make sure to balance your
treasured vintage finds with more modern pieces to keep yourself from
looking like you are a cast member in a period drama.
#10 Plastic Clogs
Unless
you are actively gardening or working in a hospital, leave the plastic
clogs at home. Yes, they’re comfortable, and yes, they are virtually
indestructible, but what they also are is a sartorial eyesore; it’s
virtually impossible to style a look around a pair of plastic clogs.
As
with many of the trends that have come and gone over the years, there
will be those who swear by one or more of the items on this list, may
wear them with pride, and may actually even pull them off. However,
those people would be the exception, and not the rule when it comes to
these and other fleeting trends that have come and gone. As with
everything in the fashion world, the best way to know if a trend is for
you is to really know what works for you, and give new items you may be
unsure about a try with a bargain version before splashing-out on an
investment piece.
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