5 places you should never attempt to have sex!!!

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Several times, we have talked about how important sex is to keeping a relationship tight and sweet.

We also talked about how sex can become a boring routing if the partners don’t throw in some novel experience into the mix once in a while. A couple of times, we have also talked about taking sex out of the bedroom into some other locations like the bathroom or car—to spice it up.

Well, all those pieces of advice hold. But there are some places you should never ever attempt to have sex, no matter how exciting the prospects:

1. Don’t have sex on a balcony. Now, this one has claimed many lives. A heated conversation leads to romance and in the moment, you’re making out on the balcony. Maybe the railings are used as support for some kinky positions. Next thing the balcony breaks and a serious injury or death waits. Many people have fallen to their death from a balcony. In June, two teenage students who were making love on a sixth floor balcony fell and died in England. The romance is not worth the danger.
2. Don’t attempt sex while you are in a car that one of you is driving. Now, you may think it is cool to have sex while driving a car. It is 100% dangerous, unless you are willing to park and do it. Otherwise, giving him or her oral sex while driving or actually trying to try out a movie scene while in motion is very dangerous. The possibility of him/her losing the steering due to excitement is high and so is the inevitability of an accident.
3. Don’t have sex at the office (and any formal environment). Sex at the office is just a big NO. You might be thinking of a quickie when you attempt it. But you should also consider the high risk of getting sacked. It is even worse these days when some employers install cameras in workplaces. Imagine if someone stumbled into your office or there is a sex complication that you need help with? Sex in the office is a great career killer. A kiss is just enough.
4. Don’t have sex in sandy areas, beach inclusive. The beach is usually a very romantic place. The water, the breeze, it all stirs up a very nice feeling that may lead to sex. But you must know that the risk of having tiny grains of sand lodged in your honeypot is very high. The way out of this is to get a thick and large blanket that you can spread on the sand. Else, run to your hotel room!
5. Don’t have sex in the wild forests. Some couple have ended up with severe injuries while attempting sex in the wild. First, you have dangerous animals like snakes and poisonous spiders. These and other insects can crawl up your body and transmit serious diseases. There are also dangerous plants with varying degree of risks — from itching to serious skin infections. The poison ivy for example can give you serious discomfort in the pubic region. If you are not sure of the terrain, keep it in your pants!

In addition to this five, one important one to note is sex in the water. While this is not a total NO, you must know that chlorine, used in treating water is not good for the vaginal area. On the other hand, water that is improperly chlorinated can contain a lot of dangerous bacteria.