5 Places NOT To Have Sex On The Trail

culled from:http://blog.merrell.com




f you're like me, the idea of having sex on the trail may leave you scratching your head in wonderment. But if you and your significant other enjoy the outdoors, it’s only natural you’ll want to enjoy them together. So if the prospect of a 10 mile hike or trail run is not enough for you, and you're lucky enough to meet someone who shares your passion for the outdoors and an equally strong libido, go for it! To help the experience go more smoothly, here are a few tips on where NOT to have sex while camping.

Trail heads or junctions

Although the name itself might be riddled with sexual innuendo, this is pretty much the one location where you're guaranteed an audience. The outdoor enthusiasts setting out for a run or hike might be able to stomach the odd bit of elk rutting, but I don't think they'll be as appreciative of your alfresco mating season. So if you’re going to have sex in the woods, keep it off the beaten path.

Trail passes, slides and outcroppings

Unless you’re an exhibitionist, steer clear of these open spaces on the trail. While they might present a nice view, you’re giving everyone else a good show too. If there's one place other hikers and runners are guaranteed to be keeping an eye on, it’s an opening in the trail, whether summit or slide. Although you might think you have an early warning system since they’re visible from far away, let's just go with, 'if you can see them, they can see you.’ From a personal point of view, if you make it to a trail pass or up a steep climb to a break in the trees, and still have the energy to have sex on the trail, you're not hiking/running hard enough.

Waterfalls or popular outlooks

We've all seen what Tom Cruise can do under a waterfall in Cocktail, but what they didn't show you was the dozens of pissed off tourists standing behind the camera. Waterfalls, outlooks and even lake shores are highly-coveted trail destinations. Although you might be able to get away with a small re-enactment of The Lady of The Lake, chances are you won't be alone. I applaud your romantic nature but if I stumble across a couple fornicating in a waterfall, my first thought will be to remind them that I need to refill my water bottle from that. Besides, let's face it, the water is usually absolutely freezing and you won't be showing your better side.

Public campgrounds

When this tents a rocking, don't come a knocking. If you’re out in the wilderness and have a remote site to yourself, you don’t have to worry about who’s overhearing you have sex in the woods. But a tent has the noise-muffling capacity of a sieve. You may feel like its private alone time, but have sex in a tent at a public campground where there’s little ambient noise, and you'll be the ones putting on the equivalent of a rock concert.

Canoes and rowboats

You’re out for an evening paddle, watching the sunset and the stars rise, maybe you have a bottle of wine – it’s awfully romantic…until you flip into the lake. Sex is best kept on dry land. But if you and your partner do decide to rock the boat, make sure you have PFDs handy! I would love to see you try to explain this situation to other evening boaters or rescue teams – don’t make them come out there for you.
So if you're still not put off from having sex in the woods, and this has only increased your insatiable appetite for... well, shall we call it 'trail rutting,' then get out there and go at it. For a little added comfort having sex on the trail, consider self-inflatable air mattresses and sleeping bags that zip together. Or for those who love the outdoors but are just a bit less adventures, you can still enjoy sex while camping – just book a little B&B near the trail for some alone time after a long day on the trail!

) Hold hands as much as possible, even when you’re just sitting on the couch. Touching creates intimacy and can lead to touching in other fun areas.
2) Send each other sexy texts at random times. Bonus points if you do it during a work meeting and make them blush!
3) Tell your partner at least one thing daily that you find irresistible about him or her.
4) Kiss publicly. Few things are sexier than the confidence to show the world you love them.
5) Tell them you love them. OFTEN. And mean it.
6) Don’t wait for a chance to have sex; MAKE TIME.
7) Quickies are important; just don’t make them your only diet sexually.
8) Explain your fantasies, and listen to theirs… then act them out.
9)  Get naked in the places where where you ordinarily wouldn’t – kitchen countertop? Go for it. In the shower? Absolutely!
10) Kiss your partner deeply, like you mean it, like you did when things were new and the possibilities are endless.
- See more at: http://goodmenproject.com/sex-relationships/10-super-simple-tips-for-having-sex-like-you-just-met-even-if-youve-been-together-forever/#sthash.VfWODxm4.dpuf

) Hold hands as much as possible, even when you’re just sitting on the couch. Touching creates intimacy and can lead to touching in other fun areas.
2) Send each other sexy texts at random times. Bonus points if you do it during a work meeting and make them blush!
3) Tell your partner at least one thing daily that you find irresistible about him or her.
4) Kiss publicly. Few things are sexier than the confidence to show the world you love them.
5) Tell them you love them. OFTEN. And mean it.
6) Don’t wait for a chance to have sex; MAKE TIME.
7) Quickies are important; just don’t make them your only diet sexually.
8) Explain your fantasies, and listen to theirs… then act them out.
9)  Get naked in the places where where you ordinarily wouldn’t – kitchen countertop? Go for it. In the shower? Absolutely!
10) Kiss your partner deeply, like you mean it, like you did when things were new and the possibilities are endless.
- See more at: http://goodmenproject.com/sex-relationships/10-super-simple-tips-for-having-sex-like-you-just-met-even-if-youve-been-together-forever/#sthash.VfWODxm4.dpuf

1) Hold hands as much as possible, even when you’re just sitting on the couch. Touching creates intimacy and can lead to touching in other fun areas.
2) Send each other sexy texts at random times. Bonus points if you do it during a work meeting and make them blush!
3) Tell your partner at least one thing daily that you find irresistible about him or her.
4) Kiss publicly. Few things are sexier than the confidence to show the world you love them.
5) Tell them you love them. OFTEN. And mean it.
6) Don’t wait for a chance to have sex; MAKE TIME.
7) Quickies are important; just don’t make them your only diet sexually.
8) Explain your fantasies, and listen to theirs… then act them out.
9)  Get naked in the places where where you ordinarily wouldn’t – kitchen countertop? Go for it. In the shower? Absolutely!
10) Kiss your partner deeply, like you mean it, like you did when things were new and the possibilities are endless.

Sounds simple, doesn’t it? That’s because it can be simple. How hard is it to show the person you love that you actually love them?

Be bold, be spontaneous, be present and above all, be together. Let your imagination be your guide.

So what are you waiting for? Grab the one you love and have at it! Most importantly, make your own list of things that fit your relationship and your life together!

♦◊♦

At Forta, we believe healthy relationships mean having great sex with your partner. 

 

Forta is an all-natural product that can ensure you are able to keep your relationship hot. Forta for Men can help improve a man’s sexual performance and confidence by giving him the boost he needs. Forta For Women increases the odds of having a great orgasm, and thus also helping ensure your relationship remains hot. Taking Forta isn’t just for people who need help in bed – it can increase your overall experience in many ways. Why not try Forta to help get your relationship hot and steamy again. Combined with the advice above, our products can help put the spice back in your relationship.

- See more at: http://goodmenproject.com/sex-relationships/10-super-simple-tips-for-having-sex-like-you-just-met-even-if-youve-been-together-forever/#sthash.VfWODxm4.dpuf

1) Hold hands as much as possible, even when you’re just sitting on the couch. Touching creates intimacy and can lead to touching in other fun areas.
2) Send each other sexy texts at random times. Bonus points if you do it during a work meeting and make them blush!
3) Tell your partner at least one thing daily that you find irresistible about him or her.
4) Kiss publicly. Few things are sexier than the confidence to show the world you love them.
5) Tell them you love them. OFTEN. And mean it.
6) Don’t wait for a chance to have sex; MAKE TIME.
7) Quickies are important; just don’t make them your only diet sexually.
8) Explain your fantasies, and listen to theirs… then act them out.
9)  Get naked in the places where where you ordinarily wouldn’t – kitchen countertop? Go for it. In the shower? Absolutely!
10) Kiss your partner deeply, like you mean it, like you did when things were new and the possibilities are endless.

Sounds simple, doesn’t it? That’s because it can be simple. How hard is it to show the person you love that you actually love them?

Be bold, be spontaneous, be present and above all, be together. Let your imagination be your guide.

So what are you waiting for? Grab the one you love and have at it! Most importantly, make your own list of things that fit your relationship and your life together!

♦◊♦

At Forta, we believe healthy relationships mean having great sex with your partner. 

 

Forta is an all-natural product that can ensure you are able to keep your relationship hot. Forta for Men can help improve a man’s sexual performance and confidence by giving him the boost he needs. Forta For Women increases the odds of having a great orgasm, and thus also helping ensure your relationship remains hot. Taking Forta isn’t just for people who need help in bed – it can increase your overall experience in many ways. Why not try Forta to help get your relationship hot and steamy again. Combined with the advice above, our products can help put the spice back in your relationship.

- See more at: http://goodmenproject.com/sex-relationships/10-super-simple-tips-for-having-sex-like-you-just-met-even-if-youve-been-together-forever/#sthash.VfWODxm4.dpuf

1) Hold hands as much as possible, even when you’re just sitting on the couch. Touching creates intimacy and can lead to touching in other fun areas.
2) Send each other sexy texts at random times. Bonus points if you do it during a work meeting and make them blush!
3) Tell your partner at least one thing daily that you find irresistible about him or her.
4) Kiss publicly. Few things are sexier than the confidence to show the world you love them.
5) Tell them you love them. OFTEN. And mean it.
6) Don’t wait for a chance to have sex; MAKE TIME.
7) Quickies are important; just don’t make them your only diet sexually.
8) Explain your fantasies, and listen to theirs… then act them out.
9)  Get naked in the places where where you ordinarily wouldn’t – kitchen countertop? Go for it. In the shower? Absolutely!
10) Kiss your partner deeply, like you mean it, like you did when things were new and the possibilities are endless.

Sounds simple, doesn’t it? That’s because it can be simple. How hard is it to show the person you love that you actually love them?

Be bold, be spontaneous, be present and above all, be together. Let your imagination be your guide.

So what are you waiting for? Grab the one you love and have at it! Most importantly, make your own list of things that fit your relationship and your life together!

♦◊♦

At Forta, we believe healthy relationships mean having great sex with your partner. 

 

Forta is an all-natural product that can ensure you are able to keep your relationship hot. Forta for Men can help improve a man’s sexual performance and confidence by giving him the boost he needs. Forta For Women increases the odds of having a great orgasm, and thus also helping ensure your relationship remains hot. Taking Forta isn’t just for people who need help in bed – it can increase your overall experience in many ways. Why not try Forta to help get your relationship hot and steamy again. Combined with the advice above, our products can help put the spice back in your relationship.

- See more at: http://goodmenproject.com/sex-relationships/10-super-simple-tips-for-having-sex-like-you-just-met-even-if-youve-been-together-forever/#sthash.VfWODxm4.dpuf