How to Gorge Without Embarrassing Yourself

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When eating, grab your own quantities, and mash the healthy food around it to look like you're eating healthy.

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   Get a large piece of food. Hide it in your pocket or jacket while you walk to the bathroom. Eat it in the stall, and eat it quickly so that people won't think or say, "What took so long?"
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   When the cake comes, take a big piece. If anyone asks you how many pieces you took, you can say, "I only took one." (You took half a row of the cake as one slice, but it still counts as one slice.)
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   Don't be afraid to hide and eat. You would be surprised by how many people do it every day.